Cambridgeshire Fan Gifts

Country Bumpkin.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

The Worst Date Ever

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Martin O'Neill

All Knight Diner

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"You and your stones collection!"

Go Britain!

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

Downton Abbey

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

Canadian television trivia.

Picasso's Blue Period

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

The making of "Nude Descending a Staircase"

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"