English County Fan Gifts

Worcestershire cat

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Phonetic Man

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

Go Britain!

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'The selectors must be meeting...'

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'Fashionable Jockeyship' - Prince George Cuckolding Lord Jersey

'Really! Not Tarka THE other?'

ESP society.

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

'You'll have to gather the eggs - I seem to be at the bottom of their pecking order!'

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Rafa Nadal

Lovely Night

Euros final

Morris Men Behaving Badly

'He's an ardent remainer.'

The Big Ham.

Come on England

Boris Counted Out