English County Fan Pillows

Worcestershire cat

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Phonetic Man

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Go Britain!

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Fashionable Jockeyship' - Prince George Cuckolding Lord Jersey

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

'You'll have to gather the eggs - I seem to be at the bottom of their pecking order!'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

ESP society.

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

Lovely Night

Euros final

Morris Men Behaving Badly

The Big Ham.

'He's an ardent remainer.'

Boris Counted Out

Come on England