British Countryside Fan Pillows

Lovely Night

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"That was definitely mine."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Last Chance for Everything.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"Get the flock out of here!"

Pastoral Choirs

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

A chicken coop goal.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

"You'll have to excuse them. They're the laughing stock of the farm."

Caution - Poet at work