Cambridgeshire Fan Pillows

Country Bumpkin.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"You and your stones collection!"

All Knight Diner

Go Britain!

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

Picasso's Blue Period

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."