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Those Were The Days

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Reinventing the Wheel

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Found meat is income."

Boxers vs. Briefs

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Cowboy Trump

The Drone Ranger

"She's had work done on those."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."