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"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

I break for toilet paper

Pundits

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Alpha males through the ages!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"Emotional breakdown! Call Oprah!"

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

Retired Talk Show Host.

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

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