Bioethicist Gifts

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

Ethics ethics.

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

Mice in animal research laboratory on protest

"If we let them patent transgenic animals now, they'll take out a patent on us later."

Organ Donation

"But that's not the man I wanted cloned. That's just a baby."

Center For Turning Disease Into Long-Term Profitable Treatments.

'I'm a bioethicist at the zoo. Need I say more?'

'University scientists have now implanted brain electrodes in a monkey.'

'Stem cells? -- They've got an excuse for everything!'

'Biotechnology - Bioethics'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"What did you download at school today?"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

The Price of Freedom

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"