Bioethics Debater Gifts

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

Organ Donor Card

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"