Bioethics Debater Pillows

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

Organ Donor Card

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'