'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'
Ethical Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the integrity and curiosity of an ethical scholar? Our collection features clever and inspiring items perfect for book lovers, educators, or anyone passionate about knowledge and moral values. These gifts combine humor and heart, making any scholar feel appreciated and motivated. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find the ideal way to salute their dedication to truth and learning.
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Ethics exam cheater.
"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."
Squeezing the Free Press.
Others will fight for you
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."
'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'
"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."
"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."
This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.
The Price of Freedom
"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."
"Moulting"
'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'
Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'
Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'
Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.
"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."
"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."
"And here is where we started putting profits before people."
Ethical Scholar Gifts Collection
Ethical Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for ethical scholars—witty, insightful designs to start or end their day on a thoughtful note.
Ethical Scholar Pillows
Comfort and inspiration meet with our pillows featuring themes of ethical learning—ideal for enhancing their personal space.
Ethical Scholar Prints
Decorate with our prints celebrating wisdom and moral values—perfect for inspiring ethical scholars in their home or office.
Ethical Scholar T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts that honor the curiosity and integrity of ethical scholars—great for everyday wear or casual academic gatherings.