Ethical Studies Gifts

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."