Ethicist Gifts

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'I'm afraid there's a big difference between Doctors Without Borders and Doctors Without Boundaries.'

'How'll we handle this?'

Code of ethics.

Animals Testing on Humans: 'Don't worry, they don't feel pain the way we do.'

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Moral Excuses through the ages.

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

"So who votes yest to the idea of allowing cloning?"

"After they've foudn a cure, will you continue in the field of medical research?"

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

"I insist."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Bioethics Committtee

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's only a conflict of interest if the data turns out good."

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"They've found a design fault!"

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

The New 'Science'

'Our company is doing much better since we outsourced our ethics division to tribal warlords.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Ignore me."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'Diogenes - I'm appointing you to form an ethics committee.'