Ethical Critic Gifts

No Starlets Were Harmed

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Trump pardons

Reading my Critics

The International and May Day Terrorism

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Where does it all end up?

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

The Price of Freedom