Ethical Critics Gifts

Desk plaque reads: Plunder globally, media-manage locally.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Trump pardons

Reading my Critics

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Where does it all end up?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

The Price of Freedom

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Whine and cheezed party."