Ethical Critics Gifts

Desk plaque reads: Plunder globally, media-manage locally.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Trump pardons

Reading my Critics

The International and May Day Terrorism

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Where does it all end up?

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

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'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

The Price of Freedom

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Whine and cheezed party."