Ethical Thinker Gifts

'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'

'How to stump a corporate lawyer.'

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

"First I must warn you that anything you say may be taken down and used to assist you."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'I can't believe you'd accuse us of age discrimination. At your age, you ought to know better.'

Code of ethics.

Animals Testing on Humans: 'Don't worry, they don't feel pain the way we do.'

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'I've got a moral dilemma here -- Mr. Zimmerman really needs the sleep, but it's costing him $175.00 an hour.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.'

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Bioethics Committtee

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

'Anyone here who didn't take the Hippocratic Oath?'

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

'There are some ethical roadblocks, so do we use our Greedy Positioning System or our moral compass to find a detour?'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they won' give it to other sick mice."

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'You need to stay within the spirit of the loophole.'

''Live simply so that others may simply live?' Cute, but what's my motivation?'

"Personally, I just let my conscience be my guide..."

One of those dreadfully uncomfortable corporate moments...

"I'll be home for dinner—my career will be finished at five."

"Oh, thank you, Lord! Do I have to tell my partner?"

"I'll take one in every color."

Bribery is detestable! But politeness costs nothing. - Canvasser offers two men a carriage to the polling booth

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."