"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."
Moral Studies Gifts
Looking for a gift related to moral studies? Our collection features witty and insightful items that celebrate ethics, philosophy, and moral reasoning. Whether for a teacher, student, or philosophy enthusiast, these presents combine humor with a touch of wisdom, making them ideal for sparking conversations and inspiring reflection.
'Hi , Wally - I'm your conscience. Not a pretty sight, am I? How would you like it if everyone could see me?'
"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."
Ethics exam cheater.
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'
'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'
"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."
Nun Binning the Devil
"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"
"It's my conscience... It's all achy"
"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"
"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"
A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.
The Mother Of Damocles
Crisis of values
"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'
The ethics professor weeding his garden.
Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?
"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"
Trump Bible photo op
"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."
"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."
"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."
"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."
"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."
Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse
'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'
It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.
'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'
"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."
'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'
Devil vs Angel Duel.
'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'
Moral Studies Gifts Collection
Moral Studies Mugs
Discover our collection of moral studies mugs—perfect for philosophers, students, or anyone who enjoys a clever take on ethics.
Moral Studies Pillows
Relax with our ethically inspired pillows, a charming addition to any home or office for moral thinkers and humor lovers alike.
Moral Studies Prints
Enhance their environment with prints inspired by moral studies—ideal for sparking discussion and adding a thoughtful touch to any room.
Moral Studies T-Shirts
Explore our witty moral studies t-shirts designed for philosophy lovers and ethics enthusiasts who like to wear their thoughts with pride.