Moral Questions Gifts

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Assisted Euthanasia.

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Trump Bible photo op

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

What Kind of God

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Quit whimpering."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Face Trophies