Bioethics Buff Gifts

"Of course it would be a different story entirely if we could extract crude oil from stem cells."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'