Bioethicist T-Shirts

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

Ethics ethics.

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

Mice in animal research laboratory on protest

"If we let them patent transgenic animals now, they'll take out a patent on us later."

"But that's not the man I wanted cloned. That's just a baby."

Center For Turning Disease Into Long-Term Profitable Treatments.

'I'm a bioethicist at the zoo. Need I say more?'

'University scientists have now implanted brain electrodes in a monkey.'

'Stem cells? -- They've got an excuse for everything!'

'Biotechnology - Bioethics'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

The Price of Freedom

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."