Bible Quoters Gifts

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Macbeth: Take Two

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Where were the wise women?'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

'Are they fresh?'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"All these markings will be lost in time, like pee in the rain." "Stop quoting that movie every time we stop, Bob."

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'