Bible Quoters Prints

Cry cleaners. My cup runneth over again.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Macbeth: Take Two

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Where were the wise women?'

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

'Are they fresh?'

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

You don't understand....

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

"Say - here's a way to fool all of the people all of the time."

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"All these markings will be lost in time, like pee in the rain." "Stop quoting that movie every time we stop, Bob."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."