Quotations Prints

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

'It's life Jim, but not as you knew it,'

Will Rogers' Cat

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"The arc of the moral universe is long...but it bends toward...just us."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"This is a simple licensing hearing, there's no need to keep shouting 'You can't handle the truth!'"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Spoiler Alert: Here Lies Justin SpanBauer. . . 'All the World's a Stage'.

TV: 'You're not in Kansas anymore.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I know that life is but a stage, and the people merely players; but what I can't stand is the special effects,'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Teach Your Cat To Read - Measure for Measure. "I am a kind of burr. I shall stick."

For Pete's sake! Does he HAVE to say 'for whom the bell tolls' every time the stock market closes???

Benjamin Franklin: 'An old man in the house is a good thing.'

'Now, we see through a glass darkly...'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

You don't understand....

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

Quote du Jour: Sen. Lindsey Graham

Quote du Jour: Sen. Susan Collins

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"Forget living well. The best revenge is revenge."

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

"I disagree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to make a fashion statement."

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein