Dramatic Quoters Prints

For Pete's sake! Does he HAVE to say 'for whom the bell tolls' every time the stock market closes???

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Macbeth: Take Two

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Harriet Walter

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

John Galsworthy

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

'So, did I get the job?'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

You don't understand....

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'