Dramatic Quoters Pillows

For Pete's sake! Does he HAVE to say 'for whom the bell tolls' every time the stock market closes???

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Harriet Walter

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

John Galsworthy

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Mime Tug-of-War

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'