Dramatic Reactions Pillows

Giant Moth Circling Lighthouse.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Samuel Beckett

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

John Galsworthy

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

John Wayne

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

Ventriloquism For Beginners

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'What was the question?'

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

"I am Crom, God of Hyboria — I command you to obey me!"

Ibsen - The Early Years

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

For Pete's sake! Does he HAVE to say 'for whom the bell tolls' every time the stock market closes???