Over-the-top Dramatics Pillows

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Cut!

University Soapflakes

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You know too much!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Jack Gleeson

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Scarpia from Tosca

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Theatre Crowd

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Mikado

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Falstaff

Senta jumps into the sea