Overdramatic Storyteller Pillows

"I fell off a 30-foot ladder."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Santa's Helpers

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Baby Bear.

My Spam Sketchbook

Gag - a graphic novel