Dramatic Cook Pillows

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Witch's Brew.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"More helium."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Commie Chef.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Folly Family - Strip 1

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

Sunday Roast.

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.