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Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Witch's Brew.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"More helium."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Commie Chef.

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Sunday Roast.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art my pizza, Romeo?"

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