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"Our telenovela will return after a word from our sponsor."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

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Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

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"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

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