Lover Of Lively Discussions Pillows

"Do you two have to argue all the time?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Protest

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Who's the Rogue State?

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Is there a God?"

The Last Republican in America

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

G.O.P. Hatchet Man.

Cheney offers document-leaking strategy.

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Who's Your Bully?

Home Business - Wife.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Jim Callaghan.

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

More Lying Liars and the Elections They Win

"And lastly, if elected. . . No More Manual Doors! No More Manual Doors!"

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

HillaryManifestMisogyny2016

"No offense..."

"Oh, yeah! Well my dad says St. Joe is too the patron saint of coffee!"

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'