Lover Of Dramatic Dialogues Gifts

"Our telenovela will return after a word from our sponsor."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

Masculine Dress - For Women

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.