Bible Quoter Gifts

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Demon Drink is the Enemy!. . . Love your enemy - the Bible

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'Where were the wise women?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."