Behavior Management Gifts

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

Pavlov's dog

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'The vet will see, you know!'

Monkey casino study.

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Konrad Lorenz

'Not eight hours a day, Hambone!'

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

The Prisoner's Dilemma

"Is this your work?"

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

'Mind if we play through?'

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."