Behavior Management Buff Gifts

"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Cat box"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"You've got and experienced instructor and a dual-control desk."

Pavlov's dog

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

Cat art exhibition.

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats: Kisses and Ignoring Booth