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"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Cat box"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Cat art exhibition.

"Let me put it this way. If you had a tail, would you chase it?"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Pavlov's dog

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"You've got and experienced instructor and a dual-control desk."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Monkey casino study.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing