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'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Carrot VS Stick

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Failures.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Pavlov's dog

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"People are crazy."

Pavlov's Dream

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

Konrad Lorenz

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

The Prisoner's Dilemma

Sigmund Freud

H. J. Eysenck

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Pavlov's Dog. Pavlov's Cat.

Silent Body Language

"I’ve trained him to feed me each time I press this button."

Pavlov's Cat