Behavioralist Prints

'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Carrot VS Stick

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Failures.

Pavlov's dog

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

"People are crazy."

Pavlov's Dream

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Before the Salivating Dogs

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Konrad Lorenz

Sigmund Freud

Silent Body Language

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Pavlov's Cat

"I’ve trained him to feed me each time I press this button."