Behavior Management T-Shirts

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Pavlov's dog

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'The vet will see, you know!'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Is this your work?"

'Not eight hours a day, Hambone!'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Mind if we play through?'

Konrad Lorenz

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table