Behavior Modification Gifts

Santa Claus's Mail

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

One giant bark for dogkind.

Pavlov's dog

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

'The vet will see, you know!'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Konrad Lorenz

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Is this your work?"

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Mind if we play through?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour