Behavior Modification Advocate Gifts

It's just until he learns to stop biting his nails.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Carrot VS Stick

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Pavlov's dog

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

Before the Salivating Dogs

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Sigmund Freud

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

Silent Body Language

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

The inspiration for Pavlov's experiments. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Pizza delivery!

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."

"Anyhoo, it's malignant."

"I'm warning you, young lady. You've got to the count of three before I say 'I'm not kidding'."

Speculative hoarders in times of scarcity.

'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'