Behavior Therapist Gifts

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"Leave us alone! I am a behavior therapist! I am helping my patient overcome a fear of heights!"

"I'm on a skiing trip with a group of psychiatrists, I've never seen so many Freudians slip!"

"Leave us alone. I am a behavior therapist. I am helping my patient overcome a fear of heights."

Santa Claus's Mail

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"I hate it when we fight."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Turn your head and laugh.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Carrot VS Stick

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Failures.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"It's mouseborn."

Pavlov's dog

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'