Behavior Theorist Gifts

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Why do they do that?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Failures.

Pavlov's dog

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"People are crazy."

Lite therapy.

Pavlov's Dream

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

Lab rat dreams.

'And what a horrible little package.'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Before the Salivating Dogs