Behaviourist Gifts

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Carrot VS Stick

When Dogs Rule

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Failures.

Pavlov's dog

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Pavlov's Dream

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Why do dogs turn round in circles before they lie down?'

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

The Prisoner's Dilemma

Konrad Lorenz

H. J. Eysenck

Dog marking his territory

Pavlov's Dog. Pavlov's Cat.

Sniffchat

"I’ve trained him to feed me each time I press this button."