Behavior Theorist Prints

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Why do they do that?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Failures.

Pavlov's dog

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Pavlov's Dream

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Lite therapy.

"People are crazy."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

Lab rat dreams.

'And what a horrible little package.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload

Before the Salivating Dogs

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'