Behavior Balancer Gifts

'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Yoga To-Do

"Arthur, I need my space."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

Woman Juggling Emojis

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Pavlov's dog

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Monkey casino study.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tightrope Walker.

'Mind if we play through?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.