Beachgoers Anonymous Gifts

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

Holiday time.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I win!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

The Deaths take a selfie.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Sandy Floss