Car Surfers Anonymous Gifts

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

Turtle Hat

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Trick or Tweet

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"You've got web feet"

Internet Restaurant

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Connected to the world