Surfing Adventurers Gifts

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Romance on the Yacht

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Two boys eating ice cream

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"How many letters can you read?"

Son burying his dad in sand

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

A skier and a paraglider